[dylan]

finding a girlfriend that cant stand the site of them , this situation can not be slved

[chriss]

DYLAN!

I don't think this is what they had in mind!

I'll leave the thread up for a couple of days, cos I'm sure there will be some good answers that'll be worth a laugh.

My solution...

Shotgun

Dump

New Model

Additional Female Companion

Low Bays

Ration her bedroom antics allowance

Reasoning

Paint them pink and cover them with pretty little bows and flowery stuff.

Chris

[karnivor]

Just tell her she looks beautiful under the glow of the halides

[chriss]

karnivor, on Dec 1 2009, 01:25 PM, said:

Just tell her she looks beautiful under the glow of the halides

It's not as simple as that, it needs to be a reeflux 10K since they have a bit of 'red' in them, anything else and she could look like shes got jaundice or comes from venus (well, she is a woman)

Chris

[Joey]

Lets hope the wife dont see this thread or there will be no chocolate cake for frag night

[ChrisR]

Just shine them up a bit more on the outside and tell her its the new mirror and they dont make her bum look big in this!!

[SLAPPY]

Tell her she can take them down in the summer and place them under her chin, that way she can get a tan under her chin as well as the rest of her body.

[EVERTON 1]

Just show her whose boss!!!

[karnivor]

Or you could just give her one of the old Reeflux bulbs and a jar of vaseline.

You could always claim you suffer from SAD and need the light.

[Kevang]

My other half used to "comment" on the lights so I moved the TV into another room

Now I don't hear her

Cheers

Kev

[Rach]

BOYS, BOYS, BOYS!!!!!!!!!
Behave yourselves. Its all about compromise. Be thankful she didn't chuck you and the tank out Dylan!!

[chriss]

Buy her a puppy for christmas

[Cass1]

Be her puppy.
Lick her and cuddle her and play with her......just dont pee on her feet

[TrevC]

I like puppies!
I love their little pink noses sticking out.........

[chriss]

TrevC, on Dec 2 2009, 06:51 PM, said:

I like puppies!
I love their little pink noses sticking out.........

Back in your box Trev.

Chris

[baileybum]

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[jamessrich]

has anyone sprayed the back of the lumenarcs in heat resistant paint? like stove/chimenia paint.

have one s/e mini which on the outside has poor surface apperence, and tbh cant be arse spending ages and ages buffing it up, so thought about getting a can of this paint to make it look more profeesional, wont do it thou till i get another lumenarc mini (s/e) ----> WANTED!!!! want to get 2! 400w for daytime growth (10k) and then run the 250 for night time view (20k
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