[bobba fett]

Had this in an email today..


A Cornishman took his yellow tang to the vets asking for it to be seen as he believed it had Epilepsy and held it up for the vet to see.

"It looks fine and healthy to me" "Said the vet "Very calm"

"Ah, but wait until I take it out of the water" said the Cornishman

[chriss]

Are you deliberately looking for trouble? Are you just jealous Drew got a moderators warning about his tits? Do you want one? Bloomin emmet!

Chris

[lindsay]

How long do you have to be in cornwall before youre not an emmet?. .

[ben]

no more frag nights for bobba

[chriss]

ben, on Mar 26 2010, 12:47 PM, said:

no more frag nights for bobba

Frag nights? We'll frag his bl&*dy truncheon if he shows up!

Chrs

[mrfishy]

chriss, on Mar 26 2010, 12:28 PM, said:

Are you deliberately looking for trouble? Are you just jealous Drew got a moderators warning about his tits? Do you want one? Bloomin emmet!

Chris

give the rozzer an ASBO

all brummies are emmets

[lindsay]

Better look up emmet,suspect its a made up word .

[mrfishy]

Lindsay you brummies would'nt know it, we use grockle in Devon

[lindsay]

mrfishy, on Mar 26 2010, 07:32 PM, said:

Lindsay you brummies would'nt know it, we use grockle in Devon

Who?

[Marcus Watts]

I heard you are always an emmet, until you marry an inlaw !!! then raise 3 generations without going any further than Trago mills

[chriss]

lindsay, on Mar 26 2010, 07:22 PM, said:

Better look up emmet,suspect its a made up word .

"em·met (m t) n. Archaic. An ant. [Middle English emete, from Old English mete.] emmet [ˈɛmɪt] n. 1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Animals) Brit an archaic or dialect word for ant"

... as in ants crawling all over Cornwall in the summer.

[mrfishy]

lindsay, on Mar 26 2010, 08:00 PM, said:

Who?

anywhere north of cheltenham and south of mank is a brummie in my book that includes stokies

[lindsay]

chriss, on Mar 26 2010, 08:17 PM, said:

"em·met (m t) n. Archaic. An ant. [Middle English emete, from Old English mete.] emmet [ˈɛmɪt] n. 1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Animals) Brit an archaic or dialect word for ant"

... as in ants crawling all over Cornwall in the summer.

So ime an ant .

[bobba fett]

Email was EXACTLY as I recieved it.. No editing involved so don't blame me!!!!!!!!!

I thought to be classed as a local this side of Bristol you had to be able to introduce your wife and sister when there was only one woman stood next to you!

[lindsay]

bobba fett, on Mar 26 2010, 08:54 PM, said:

Email was EXACTLY as I recieved it.. No editing involved so don't blame me!!!!!!!!!

I thought to be classed as a local this side of Bristol you had to be able to introduce your wife and sister when there was only one woman stood next to you!

UH OH

[TrevC]

Marcus Watts, on Mar 26 2010, 08:14 PM, said:

I heard you are always an emmet, until you marry an inlaw !!! then raise 3 generations without going any further than Trago mills

Falmouth or Liskeard?

[bobba fett]

I hope its not Newton Abot, thats waaaayyy over teh border